thoughtsinabocks

its-the-fluffy-lupin:

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

cryoverkiltmilk:

unsettlingstories:

Me: Wanna see some tiddies, please.

Tumblr: Sorry, not anymore. Too offensive.

Me: Oh.

Tumblr: We’ve still got swastikas, if that’ll help.

fantashic:

hohohyojin:

subtle:

us: remove porn bots please

staff: remove…. porn

us: n…o…. remove the porn BOTS.

staff: remove porn :)

Us: Please remove all pedophile blogs.

Staff: Remove………………ALL BLOGS??

Us: JUST THE PEDOPHILES, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE PEDOPHILES 

Staff: (☉‿☉) goodbye

Us: if you’re going to ban everything at least don’t forget to ban the nazis

Staff: don’t…. ban nazis

Us: nonononono, that’s not what we said

Staff: don’t worry! We won’t ban nazis :D

i-am-a-fish:

we need a code word for nipples and I suggest pointyboys

hundondestiny:

anyways please support sex workers during this. donate / support what content you can. reblog posts with their information if they’re choosing to move to another platform. don’t treat their livelihoods as a footnote in these discussions of these new policies.

smitethepatriarchy:

aotewrites:

notaparasite:

lukeskywalkersbutt:

Just. Don’t post legit actual porn. That’s all.

That’s no big deal, guys. Chill out, no one needs to quit Tumblr for this. 

@smitethepatriarchy

So no illustrations that depict sex acts, but illustrations that just depict nudity are fine.

There is a 0% chance that the shitty bots Tumblr is using will be able to tell the difference, and I’m basing that on the fact that they clearly already cannot tell the difference. Dog nipples are being flagged ffs.

This shit is still harmful to sex workers no matter how you frame it, btw. Nobody asked for all adult content to be removed, just CP and also um maybe THE NAZIS.

yallbetternotdeletemyshit:

killapunk:

kitkatpurrpurr:

dreamboatshield:

romakoto:

tifamex:

romakoto:

(plays the guitar)

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad

(aggressively headbangs)

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART

a flourishing anus and happiness for you too

OH.

Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish
Lesson 1

@killapunk

Reblog for a prosperous anus this 2017

2018